So, why isn't this a thing yet?

[Kaedan]

And he's also an NPC. There's a difference between PC and NPC.

This.

People don't realize that children being IN games isn't a problem. It's making them playable that is. You can't dress Rydia or Alphie up in slutty clothes and start roleplaying them as sex workers. Something that WOULD happen if children became playable.