So, why isn't this a thing yet?

[Shiro-Koizumi]

But what does SE get out of suffering through all the bad press? What does introducing this playable child race do for them? They get nothing positive out of it.

Teenagers or at least Alphinauds body type then? I haven't heard anyone really complain about him other then him being a bossy punk XD

Just seems like a good middle ground. No backlash and It'd be an optional thing to fantasia to.