So, why isn't this a thing yet?

[Nektulos-Tuor]

You probably shouldn't start trying to patronize with the whole gun argument. With all the gun violence happening in America at the moment and the rest of the world laughing at 'murica because the rest of the world has proven anti-gun/high control policies actually work.

Yes, they work to cause even more crime. As proven, guns actually lower crime.

Anyways, OP is right. Why can't we play children? It makes no sense to me. Why can't we play half races either?

[Zyrusticae]

Yes, they work to cause even more crime. As proven, guns actually lower crime.

Uhhhhh, this is getting pretty off-topic, but no, guns don't actually lower crime. In fact, the USA has THE highest per-capita prison population on the entire planet, which alone disproves the theory that more guns = less crime.

But guns actually embolden people to do dumb things. Being able to play as cute child-like creatures? Not so much. The analogy fails from its premise.

[Kaedan]

Yes, they work to cause even more crime. As proven, guns actually lower crime.

That is the biggest mountain, nay, galaxy of BS I have ever seen spewed from someone's mouth (or in this case, fingers).

Suffice it to say, you could not possible be more wrong. Do you want me to name the countries with strict gun control laws that have a lower crime rate than America? All of them.