So, why isn't this a thing yet?

[Zyrusticae]

But.. Adding literal playable children is only going to pull more of that crowd to the game. I'd hope SE wouldn't actively work to pull more of it here, least we end up with a game where the population pandered to is literally pedophiles.

So what?

This is getting obnoxious. Yes, sure, some of the folks it can attract can be creepy, but then again, the game already has tools to deal with people who are obnoxious in public channels: the report function. (And also /blist.)

More importantly, you'd deny the many players who aren't sexually attracted to such characters the opportunity to play as something cute entirely because of the minority of players who like to be gross in public? That's not cool, man. That ain't cool at all.

Look, I'm not on your side here. You won't convince me to not push for a cute race that isn't potato-monster-Lalafell. It's extremely high on my list of priorities and no amount of creeptastic weirdos can convince me to let it go. Sorry, but them's the breaks.