So, why isn't this a thing yet?

[Chambers]

You guys are no fun at all.

Yuh-huh.

You would not see sarcasm even if it was staring right in your eyes.

If the post was originally intended to be sarcastic, meaning that you don't actually want "loliqotes" in the game, why are you offended by people being offended since that's it's original intent?

Also, please avoid acting so judgemental when so many in the game play young female catgirls (or, lately, very small Au Ra).

Asks you to avoid being judgmental while being judgmental.

On a side note - I find it extremely funny how it was some of you guys mentioning pedophilia in the first place. I hope you don't have such issues, it would be really a problem.

You mentioned "loliqotes" in the original post.

I personally just find her extremely cute. It's like when you see something and you all go like "OMG I NEED IT NAO". This is what I meant.

We know what you meant. (Please read this sarcastically)

I wish people would stop reading too much into things just because they enjoy judging others.

Please see below.

Right, because Final Fantasy doujinshi are SO rare.

Admitting your vast knowledge of Final Fantasy porn comics is not helping.

Alright, as continued from above, to avoid any misconceptions here's OP in the Why is Minfilia so darn hot? thread stating

Sorry. Raya-O-Senna wins hands down.

and more significantly this guy says

That said, they do literally stop aging at a young age.

Reply:

Why wasn't I born in Eorzea?

....

The amount of hypocrisy in this thread is staggering, to say the least.

Indeed.
*flies away*