The churning mists map makes me want to claw my eyes out.

Me: "oh it looks like its a straight shot from point A to point B"
Map: "Sure does bro"
*travels along*
Map: "You're almost there, bro"
Me: "Thanks, I--"
*reaches a big impassible gap*
Me: "This wasn't on the map? What the crap, dude?"
Map: "Sorry bro, gonna have to go all the way back, all the way around, and try again hoping you don't hit another one"