Does SE need help figuring this out? I am a 15 year Unix Administrator for one of the largest global computer parts manufacturers. I regularly help architect and deploy services on a global scale. I would be willing to volunteer my time and services if it would mean an end to this congestion issue.

An afterthought: SE has my contact information (it is valid and current in my profile) Please let me know if I can be of any assistance. I am dying to know what happens in the storyline but am unable to play to find out!