Siegfried Valhalla: Heres a story! Poorly made weapons, whats up with the constant repairs!
Mazora Espeon: what is this article you speak of?
Rau Lecreuset: You might be too weak for your britches, Sieg.
Narwhal Cetus bows courteously to Jeane Berry.
Kipih Jakkya: Are you saying there's some sort of scandal in the Blacksmithing Business Seigfried?
Devaki Dash: Yeah, there's a scandal alright!
Readying Quake...
Readying Freeze...
Sasha Calico: bah...its community driven
Sasha Calico questions Kipih Jakkya.
Mazora Espeon looks stumped.
Siegfried Valhalla: Perhaps!
Kipih Jakkya: Dear dear dear that would be quite the story indeed.
Readying passive mode...
Siegfried Valhalla: I think the man is out to get us.
Donto Shalewisp: What isn't a scandal these days?
Devaki Dash: Mmmhmm, you don't know the half of it, sista!
Kipih Jakkya: Alright, I think I have some good leads thanks to you wonderful folk!
Rau Lecreuset: The real scandal is the forbidden magic the crafters use....
Siegfried Valhalla: I say we raid all the blacksmiths!!!!
Devaki Dash: Don't call me wonderful, you broke up with me!
Helayna Galestrum: Thank you very much, Kipih.
Kipih Jakkya: But now I have to follow up on them! Imperials, magical tools, blacksmithing scandals, wow! That's a lot!
Helayna Galestrum: Beware the mice, they steal jewelry.
Kipih Jakkya: Thank you all very much for your time! You humble me.
Devaki Dash: I have a "magical tool"...
Kipih Jakkya bows.
Kenmachy Peachy: lol wth blacksmith?
Flaming Pancake bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Levin Azure strikes a pose for Kipih Jakkya.
Sasha Calico bids farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
Siegfried Valhalla bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Cameron Raad: I used to be magical.
Helayna Galestrum bids farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
Xavier Star bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Rau Lecreuset: What do we do with Moonlet??!?!?
Galyn Kai dances sprightly for Kipih Jakkya.
Levin Azure strikes a pose for Kipih Jakkya.
Kipih Jakkya: May the Fury protect you! Safe travels everyone!
Kenmachy Peachy bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Donto Shalewisp: Take care miss, watch out for giant mice.
Levin Azure strikes a pose for Kipih Jakkya.
Devaki Dash: Don't leave me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rau Lecreuset: WHAT DO WE DOO WITH MOONLETS?!
Xavier Star bids farewell.
Flaming Pancake bids farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
Levin Azure: Was it my pose???
Devaki Dash: Don't leave me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Levin Azure: Why do they run when I pose?!?!?
Devaki Dash: Come back, betch!
Rau Lecreuset: someone cast Gravity
Siegfried Valhalla: That was so cool! xD
Mazora Espeon: o good i'm not the only one XD

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Sorry for weird formatting.
Here is what happened at around 11;30PST on Rabanastre in Ul'dah.

I hope you guys appreciate my jokes about botting. This whole event was fun. SE should do more of these