Error 1014 is the new 3102

[Krylo]

You'd think of several high profile launches that publishers would choose launch times during low volume times of the day so that initial queues would be substantially staggered... "Get with the program."

This IS a low volume time of the day. Super low volume. This is the time of the day with the longest DF queues, the emptiest cities, etc. etc. Doesn't matter for an expansion launch. People stay up, call in to work, etc. etc.