I am pretty sure this is a troll. But if it is not then this is the type of player that Tanaka was producing for: flash, gimmicks, no danger, and no substance. OP wants a game that you can swing sticks at bunnies and get colorful, pretty gear to prance around in. If a monster hits him, it apologizes and moves on. Chocobos fly and crap out tons of gil and any class can cast Flare or Curaga 3 for 10 MP.

NO!