FFXIV Confessions

[Maikal]

I confess that I-
Sometimes complain about the general level of player skill during Tower instances to myself and my ls friends, then die stupidly in an instance because I've become bored and complacent and wasn't paying attention.... (C'mon, admit it, we all do this every now and then, right?)

I have a Man-kini that I keep in my inv at all times, just so I can quickly and randomly hammock up and gross out everyone nearby. That's probably not normal behavior, I know. I have no defense for this.

[Saseal]

then die stupidly in an instance because I've become bored and complacent and wasn't paying attention.... (C'mon, admit it, we all do this every now and then, right?)

I confess that I tend to do this after explaining to new people what not to do. And then doing what I told them not to do :|
'Don't stand so close to heal or you'll get Ravensbeak'd by the tank' *Stands in the very edge of the explosion range while healing*
'Hide behind the comet when they cast this, so you don't die' *Too distracted to take own advice and dies.*

[Illmaeran]

I always commend Lancers and Dragoons over anyone else, even if they sucked.