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  1. 06-15-2015 09:15 PM #21
    Amelia_Pond_Behemoth
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    I don't get the bone dragon one.
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  2. 06-15-2015 09:28 PM #22
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    A white mage is at a party and says to his friend: "sheesh, this party is dead"

    And his friend goes: "Of course it's dead. YOU DIDN'T HEAL ANYONE!"

    The white mage goes: "These people are not my children, but i will raise them

    The white mage was promptly kicked from the group.

    Quote Originally Posted by Amelia_Pond_Behemoth View Post
    I don't get the bone dragon one.
    There's a bone dragon boss in LotA

    They say Shiva mated with a dragon. She boned a dragon.
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  3. 06-15-2015 11:41 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by elemental10 View Post
    What does Shiva and LotA has in common?

    Bone dragon.
    This is the best.
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  4. 06-16-2015 01:58 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amelia_Pond_Behemoth View Post
    I don't get the bone dragon one.
    Shiva sure got it.
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  5. 06-16-2015 02:02 AM #25
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    This is probably a bad joke but...

    "Why can't Machinist run faster?"

    "because he doesn't run at Mach speed."
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  6. 06-16-2015 03:34 AM #26
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    I found the section on lalafells at the sharlayan library.

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  7. 06-16-2015 04:32 AM #27
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    What does the Egi say to the bad summoner?

    "You make me sic."

    *ba dum tssss*
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  8. 06-16-2015 06:52 AM #28
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    What is the monk's favorite car? The Grease Lightning

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    What does Rauhbahn and a civilian have in common? They are both disarmed.
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  9. 07-22-2018 07:54 PM #29
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    3 years later i am reviving it back and ty u are all awesome
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  10. 07-23-2018 12:46 AM #30
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