FFXIV jokes

[elemental10]

"Why don't you bring a bad Summoner to a run?"

"Because he ruins everything."

Now your turn.

[Donjo]

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...94-FF-14-jokes

We've got a goldmine here. Wonder if we can avoid repeats

[Ooshima]

I briefly recall there was quite a long thread for FFXIV jokes but it died down

Lots of dragoon jokes tho.

Why didn't the dragoon's bedroom have a bed? Cos he prefers the floor.
What's dragoon's favorite song? You raise me up.
What did the dragoon play on his playlist when he fights Titan? Mighty long fall.

[elemental10]

But its kind of dead?

Hmm... thanks anyway.

[Elim]

Why did the dragoon cross the aoe? To get to the other... oh wait he's dead.

What do dragoons say when they get to an (aoe) festival? "It's time to hit the floor!"

A dragoon walked into a bar. The rest of the party dodged.

How can you tell a dragoon's quality in a group? How they were raised.

What is Aurum Vale with two dragoons? A 30 minute penalty.

Disclaimer: I didn't make these up. Just read them somewhere.

[Yutsimaki]

Only a goldsmith will get this Sunrise Tellin joke

[Mhikail]

Naul got sick and tired of being beaten to death and hearing the name stupid puns in his name in Coerthas, so he decided to do something fun in his life.
He went to the Astrologian guild and applied...Turns out went to the wrong place
because we wanted to be an Astronault!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~!!!
..
I'll leave now. u.u

[Vandril]

Where's Nauldo?

[nuyu11]

I and 7 other players are doing raids solo together in DF...

[elemental10]

What does Shiva and LotA has in common?

Bone dragon.