Remember when you told all your friends in FF11 you were going to move to FF14 and they laughed at you? I remember I don't want to go back to FF11 cuz I don't want them to say I told you so... It's so bad that Will Smith wrote a song about it:

Now this is the story all about how,
We got ripped off and taken for clowns.
I'd like to take a minute, so just sit right there
I'll tell ya all about how SE gave it to us in the derrière

In Vana'diel I began my adventurin' ways,
The Bhaflau Thickets is where i spent most'a my days.
Skillin' up and maxin' out my merits,
hopin' that one day I'd get an adaberk so i could wear it.
When a couple of devs rolled up in a wagon,
And said yo losers, come to XIV and fight some HD dragons!
So I packed my bags and got ready to sail,
To a place called Eorzea where Galkas don't have tails.

I whistled for the choco-bus and when it got near,
the seats were covered in pee and the driver was drinkin' beer.
I thought wow, maybe this isnt such a good plan,
but then said nah forget it, I'm off to a new land!

We rolled up in Thanalan an hour later,
and i yelled yo driver, this sh**'s copy & pasted!
I shoulda listened to those reviewers and raters,
this game isn't even that fun when I'm wasted!