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Is there an option to translate the op into pirate talk?
It has recently come t' me attention that wi' th' upcomin' patch 1.19, MercsPlus1 be forced t' downgrade t' MercsNQ. (Thanks Rhylee)

Well, this news be extremely humblin'. When I think o' all o' th' lucky touch ups we initiated t' get t' th' place 'ere we be now, I know that ye jus' canna take anythin' fer granted. I b'lieve since I`ve been able t' write this, I be now in th' stage o' acceptance, th' final stage. Everythin' up until now really be a mentally exhaustin' challenge rangin' from psychotic chantin', "This be nay happenin'... nay t' a D-List end game star". Under a billowin' storm cloud o' denial.

Followin', "`Tis nay our fault! Who be t' blame!? Nahaara, dasn't jus' stand thar around town like a scurvy cur. Go find ou' who!" In me borderline preposterous display o' anger.

T', "If I could suck me way t' th' middle jus' a wee longer, I think we`ll be arrr." Which, by th' way, be th' title o' me real life collection o' essays --Brucey Macchibango: Suckin' Me Way T' Th' Middle. Available on Amazon fer preorder th' beginnin' o' next voyage.-- An' now I be here.

What if I dasn't be havin' t' be th' things I`ve proclaimed in me ereapproachin' doom into normal qualitativness. I be nay feelin' that I ortin' ta project anythin' on others, yell, kick, or scream. Nor be I interested in goin' t' th' underground t' be seein' how that plays ou'. --Aye, I be talkin' t' ye, Divert Saints-- I jus' ask that if ye be seein' one o' us around, dasn't give us yer pity. We`re nay worth 't. As long as we`re here fightin' t' get our plus one aft... we`ll be jus' fine.

Thank ye fer listenin', I needed t' get that off me chest. I hope that sea dogs an' land lubbers post 1.19 be sensitive regardin' our change while we try t' regain aft our status. That be, if we can.
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EDIT: You suck, Andi.