Azury Ariella's Lore Compilation / Guide -- PLEASE CONTRIBUTE <3

[Azurymber]

[SIZE="5"]DID YOU KNOW?[/SIZE]

Disclaimer: I strongly suggest you go talk to every npc and discover most of these things for yourself. But if you can't be bothered, here are some cool things to see/do.

-Some NPCs will say different things depending on your current job. Ex. Kiora in the Ul'dah adventurer's guild will tell you about the Marauder guild if you are a MRD, but will talk about the falling stars from the start of the game if you are any other job.

-your garb might be agreeable! maybe you should ask Mammet in the Sunsilk Tapestries (Weaver's Guild) in Ul'dah

-Did you know "The Answer"? Talk to the Mammet next to Qata Nelhaha near the Pugalist guild in Ul'dah

-Side effects may include death!!!? really? Better talk to the Mammet in Frondale's Phrontistery (the Alchemist Guild) in Ul'dah

-Some NPC's say different things to males and females. Ex. Qhota Nbolo in the Miners' Guild says:
See anything you like, adventurerrr? Don't be shy, sweetling,
and then....
for girls: even two ladies can have fun together.
for boys: I won't bite. Unless you want me to.
<thanks to Aelita Lilly of Wutai for helping with this>

-Did you know tarus are cute when they fail? Check out Popori in Ul'dah, working hard to be a pugilist and failing hardcore. Caution: Extreme Adorableness

-You can hear how a chocobo sounds if you talk to the one at The Coffer & Coffin, just west of Camp Horizon

-There are chocobo carriages. There are signs for them and they were used in cutscenes so maybe they had intended to implement them? Check one out at the Ferry Docks in Thanalan.

-There is a mentally challenged Galka at the Ferry Docks in Thanalan. His name is Spiraling Path.

-Pet lemmings are -not- allowed to be taken from Limsa Lominsa to Ul'dah. Especially not ones named Scuttles. You may want to speak to a Glowing Goodwife in the customs house right by the Limsa Lominsa docks to confirm this.

-Best Qiqirn impersonation ever? Talk to Fousquenet in West Hawkers' Alley in Limsa Lominsa.

-wanna talk to a goblin? Sweetnix Rosycheeks is hiding under one of the ramps surrounding the Limsa Lominsa adventurers guild

-how many breams? Ask Robairlain in Limsa Lominsa

-Want to talk to a Qiqirn? a bunch are chillin on the Astalicia (Marauders' Guild) in Limsa Lominsa (prepare for immense cuteness)

-The waterwheel outside the Carpenter's Guild runs the circular saw inside the guild.

-Want to read the hymn of Nophica? Talk to Pukiki in Gridania just north of the Carpenter's Guild in the cave/tunnel

-Yes there are religious extremists in this game, go talk to Swaenhylt in Gridania or explore Ishgard and hear about the Archbishop

-Want to hear a bugle/horn? A taru by the name of Bubudoga in Owl's Nest plays one every 30 seconds or so. Go have a listen