RIP fat chocobo

[Riepah]

Idk how I feel about the fat choco or goobue flying, the designs of certain mounts just don't seem to be anywhere near capable of flight. Might just be me though, I'm just afraid that kind of stuff will break immersion.

You mean the immersion currently upheld by gil spammers and tanks wearing swimsuits and snowman heads?

[LalaRu]

...the designs of certain mounts just don't seem to be anywhere near capable of flight...

A Lalafell don't seem to be anywhere near capable to Tank, but no one complains. We are in a "fantasy" world, mate. Everything can happen.

And about the discussion about the fat chocobo, that mount is here for have fun. A flying fat chocobo is fun. "FUN", you know this word? Or you all too busy on calculate the most effective way to cap next tier of tomestones?

[Greven]

It's not their little wings that make them fly, it's their determination to get the cake that defies gravity!

[kyuven]

Makes no sense and looks ridiculous. I guess they don't care if the game looks like a total joke.

I think they care about fun.
Fat Chocobo is fun.
Therefore they care about it.
Why is it ok for moogles, with their tiny wings, to fly around, but not ok for the avatar of determination that should not be to fly?

[Cakekizy]

hope it's not a lie!

I am not a lie.

[Saseal]

It's gunna be like a flying marshmallow peep....

[Gilraen]

It's not their little wings that make them fly, it's their determination to get the cake that defies gravity!

Why does this make me picture a hyur standing atop a fat chocobo pointing at the sky, a flame-motif coat tossed loosely on the shoulders, while spouting some nonsensical motivational quip?

[Airget]

flying around with tho little wings is going to cause them to work 3x hard than walking

Fat Chocobos don't fly, their body mass is so massive that they are able to gain buoyancy from the oxygen in the air and "swim" through the sky. Notic how they kick their legs like they are swimming? That isn't a flying fat chocobo, it's a Swimming Fat Chocobo.

[Elim]

I'm worried that by flapping his poor little wings so hard my fat chocobo is going to have a stroke.

[Cakekizy]

Fat Chocobos don't fly, their body mass is so massive that they are able to gain buoyancy from the oxygen in the air and "swim" through the sky. Notic how they kick their legs like they are swimming? That isn't a flying fat chocobo, it's a Swimming Fat Chocobo.

Maybe they so fat the ground repels them.