RIP fat chocobo

[Greaf]

[Dererk]

At lest when they die from having a heart attack we can finnaly have a good reason to have Kentucky fried chocobo.

[Akira_Tenshi]

Makes no sense and looks ridiculous. I guess they don't care if the game looks like a total joke.

[lololink]

Makes no sense and looks ridiculous. I guess they don't care if the game looks like a total joke.

It makes sense, it's the power of the secret Brayflox cheese !

[kyuven]

Makes no sense and looks ridiculous. I guess they don't care if the game looks like a total joke.

I think they care about fun.
Fat Chocobo is fun.
Therefore they care about it.
Why is it ok for moogles, with their tiny wings, to fly around, but not ok for the avatar of determination that should not be to fly?

[Greven]

It's not their little wings that make them fly, it's their determination to get the cake that defies gravity!

[Gilraen]

It's not their little wings that make them fly, it's their determination to get the cake that defies gravity!

Why does this make me picture a hyur standing atop a fat chocobo pointing at the sky, a flame-motif coat tossed loosely on the shoulders, while spouting some nonsensical motivational quip?

[Ashkendor]

Why does this make me picture a hyur standing atop a fat chocobo pointing at the sky, a flame-motif coat tossed loosely on the shoulders, while spouting some nonsensical motivational quip?

Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!

[Saseal]

It's gunna be like a flying marshmallow peep....

[Airget]

flying around with tho little wings is going to cause them to work 3x hard than walking

Fat Chocobos don't fly, their body mass is so massive that they are able to gain buoyancy from the oxygen in the air and "swim" through the sky. Notic how they kick their legs like they are swimming? That isn't a flying fat chocobo, it's a Swimming Fat Chocobo.