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    Galgarion's Avatar
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    Aug 2014
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    612
    Character
    Famine Cruor
    World
    Mateus
    Main Class
    Marauder Lv 70
    Learn to be a dick O.P. Learn to be a Dick. Look for the hidden gem of dickishness that hides in the heart of all humans who've been screwed over one time too many by jerk ass randoms who can't see you as a human being because they take playing a stupid video game too seriously. BRING THESE FIENDS TO JUSTICE.

    A dps player ignores you and pulls adds. Let him. Screw him, he's nobody, some random ass you'll never meet again. Let him die. Oh he didn't die? So? He'll still whine about you not doing the job he's not letting you do. Imagine a toilet with a bidet that shoots streams of acid; now imagine him sitting on it. Do this while you're taking a break and using a macro that spams the word APPLES over and over again so he can't even read his own guild chat.

    They can't win. If you put your mind to it, is impossible for them to beat you. A tank with a mind towards making the party suffer is the most implacable enemy in all of MMO-dom.

    WIPE THE GROUP. DO IT. It's not hard, especially at lower levels. You'll know when you're in a group that has to be wiped. It isn't hard to round up a big pile of trash and use dash to drag them over to the healer. Even if they win, they'll still be pissed off. Especially if you keep macro spamming the word APPLES into chat. SCREW THEM. They can't even insult you properly if you macro spam their sentences out of chat.

    If they quit, you win. If they vote kick you, you win. If they keep trying to insult you while you macro spam, you win. If they decide to wait out the timer with you, you win.

    APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES

    Evil must be repaid a thousandfold.*


    *(Actually, don't do any of that stuff. Too much work. Just drop the group.)
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    Last edited by Galgarion; 07-10-2015 at 01:45 PM.