DPS corner of Shame

[Buff_Archer]

Was in a FATE party in N Thanalan when about to level up on my SMN, I was somewhere around 53 or 54. A couple of people leveled up and were about to drop party but we almost had all bars of LB filled up so I was like- stick around one more fate so we don't lose the LB bar, and I'll AOE nuke all these mobs and it'll be awesome. So we get to a fate, lots of enemies in it, I LB and comets descend from the sky, but the damage was underwhelming to say the least. I targeted one of the enemies and attacked and got the message- "You must be level synced in order to..."

Yeah, so I momentarily forgot that I was at the point where I had to level synch for every FATE, and I used our AOE LB without first doing so. There were some non-FATE enemies around and since no one else could see my level synch message I tried to cover it with saying 'well no more having to deal with adds attacking us in this fate'.

[Id_Slayer]

Ravanna ex as a MCH. I went the wrong way for the 4 quadrants, I stayed in the middle too long, I got hit by a rose explosion orb, all in one go. We wiped shortly after. Also guilty of going left when he uses "Seeing left" and same for seeing right. ugh.

[OkSolace]

That moment when everyone is running from the Bomb's explosion but you (being the Rambo you are) go to finish it with assassinate, and it doesn't die..... tick tick Boom!

Looking up from the ground eyes wide, beaming with sorrow... No... not like dis....

Apparently there can be only one Rambo....

[Arkenne]

Was doing the Arm of the Father for the second time and got a red tether.
Thought: "oh, its only one color so Im supposed to run to the other person!!" *Shukuchi to the Tether direction* *Realizes its actually a link from the boss, that I was supposed to dump it on a Tank and that the mechanic I originally thought was from the Burden of the Father...* *Dies*

Okay... that was embarrassing...

[Ninster]

Queued into Thornmarch HM as SMN to farm the card and was a bit sleepy. I summoned Ifrit, got my Aetherflow stacks, set him to Obey and... hey where are you going...? Crap.

"Well this was a great start."

Even worse: I found myself in an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Like, I should've been ashamed for troll pulling, but even now I still can't help but laugh. =/

[Arkenne]

I think I went a bit blind yesterday in A1...

At a run, the first set of adds after 0.5 poped and I as usually grabbed them both... cuz I can't trust other DPS to actually do mechanics :|
Oddly enough, I placed them "under" the laser and proceeded to kill them just like that. But when I get to see the big missile coming down I notice I missed the thing for like 7 milimeters D:?! What the hell...

We didn't wipe but since then Im paying extra atention :| (I mean, how could I miss that thing with not one, but 2 adds?!)

[Melixy]

I never really play bard, but this farm group for T11 needed one, so I decided to give it a shot. During final phase, I got tethered to the WHM, and accidentally used Repelling Shot... We got a vulnerability up. No big deal right? You would think I would remember not to hit that while I was tethered. Except my fingers were sort of on auto-pilot. 4 vulnerability stacks later, Nerve Gas murdered me and we wiped.

[OlyverW]

Forgeting which Bismark I am in I jump on and pop my CD's and try and spam Fire 4 and am like why isn't this working.... oh oops as I wasted half the time on bissy's back trying to do something I can't in a snyced Bismark. /shrug

[Ferth]

Was helping in a t9 and instead of spineshatter dive to get back to darnus, I elusive jumped into the wall.

[quikSylvir]

In A4 I had tethers on me and shoulder tackled straight into my death. =/