DPS corner of Shame

[Immut]

I got outdamaged by a paladin in ravana ex. I was also top dps among the dps.

I don't even know.

[Koyuki38]

I am currently doing lower DPS now with i195 gear than when i was i180 o.o

And also i was outdamaged by both tanks and one of the healers. o.o

[raela]

I joined a A1N PF farm for relic on DRG.. was going smooth, then decided to linger for resins to hit a positional, then elusive jump away. Not only did I get hit by 4 resins, one of the opressors also targeted me, so I was dead center in a laser. Sadly, loldrg did not make it.

[FunkyBunch]

Pulled a Flare->Transpose->Convert->Flare->Derp-> lalalalalalala-> B1 yesterday.
Orz

[Griffeth]

Hitting fester with no dots up and wondering why I cant enter Dreadwyrm trance after the second fester.... Yea I had the wrong mob selected somehow

[Kaurie]

A1S weekly clear derps.

I used Enkindle on my opening vs Oppressor forgetting that I was planning to save it for the adds. I then couldn't kill the adds in time and was shrunk I think got shrunk again because all the other dps picked the closer laser and by the time I got to mine, my dots fell off so I couldn't fester. Final derp of the run, I got hit by a resin during the jump (luckily the healer bene'd me).

In the end tho, I still was top DPS, edging the warrior by a small margin 0.o

Hitting fester with no dots up and wondering why I cant enter Dreadwyrm trance after the second fester.... Yea I had the wrong mob selected somehow

Haha yeah I think I've done that before too. I also have an issue where when placing Shadowflare that I sometimes remove my target completely and then just stand idly while I am spamming my skills wondering why they aren't going off.

[bounddreamer]

I joined a Thordan EX learning party on dragoon after only ever OT'ING it and died twice during animation lock due to poorly timed Jumps. TWICE. I'd apologized before we went in due to my likelihood of wiping the party during dive bombs and sure enough that happened too.

[16bitBounty]

I play a mean MNK game but don't know how to BRD.

[Saseal]

Whelp, I finally did it. I've elusive jumped to my death. xD
Went into Titan normal via leveling roulette on my hyur DRG alt... it was a group of sprouts, so still new players, except for the tank. The BRD was knocked off, the healer died and the tank was tanking titan in the middle... o.O I had been thinking to myself "You know, I never elusive jump for anything. I wonder if I use it for more things, I can get into the habit of it being more utility for dodging. Bonus: it'll look awesome, doing it ".
Elusive jumped out of WoTL and off the cliff.

Yeah. Real awesome looking. *Twitch*

Well, on the upside, it was practically a wipe even before I got that bright idea, anyway xD;



Derp two - went into lvl 60 roul last night onMNK... and once or twice I zoned out on a few large mob pulls and just spammed dragonkick -> twinsnakes -> rockbreaker/AoE CDs o_O (rather than alternating to bootshine -> truestrike -> rockbreaker/AoE CDs).
Whelp...at least my buff and debuff were always up? >.>

[hellmach]

Have you ever, as a NIN, felt the need to Goad that one BRD or WAR in a speed run to support the AoEing and accidentally threw it in the WHM?

Who said that was a mistake? *sarcasm*