DPS corner of Shame

[bounddreamer]

I was in EX roulette on Summoner and kept dropping dreadwyrm trance without a deathflare because I kept getting distracted by mechanics.

Also, on a different EX run, I was with another summoner and he called me out on my Garuda placement lololol.

[SaitoHikari]

Got Ramuh HM in trial roulette. Looked over party list and noticed there was a Summoner. Used Foe Requiem immediately thinking it wouldn't reach Ramuh.

You all can probably guess what happened next.

[Aydam]

I was trying to show some others where a decent safe spot to was in Bis EX and ended up walking right off the edge.

[Caitlyn]

Wiped the raid at 2% in T7 by getting petrified from the boss.

[AskaRay]

I was trying to show some others where a decent safe spot to was in Bis EX and ended up walking right off the edge.

To be fair, it is safe down there

[CGMidlander]

I was trying to show some others where a decent safe spot to was in Bis EX and ended up walking right off the edge.

Sounds like you Lalafell

[Kacho_Nacho]

Sounds like you Lalafell

*groan* That was awful and you should be proud.

Anyroad.... I was taking a break from healing by playing my level 20 thaumaturge. I queue for the roulette and got Sassasha. Cool! I love that place!

Anyways, I start casting my AOE fire a few times and then realized...

1. Paladins don't have great AoE threat at level 15.
2. Thaums don't have an aggro dump.

Yep. I died on the first trash pull.

But it gets even better! I die a second time in the same fashion two pulls later.

Yep, the epitome of derp thaumaturges.

I spent the rest of the dungeon as a very contrite lalafell and spend the rest of the run mainly using my single target spells.

[DaradZhall]

A couple of choice moments from my career as a MCH:

Pop a Hypercharge and go into a full Wildfire combo. Then realize at the end of the combo that I still had my Bishop Turret out in mana regen mode...

Doing a Wildfire combo in Thordan EX on the Paladin with the Shield buff.

But the crown jewel in my gallery of shame happened during the Conviction Towers in Phase 6 of Thordan EX. Got my tower covered and noticed as Thordan started casting Gaze that I had a Clean Shot proc just sitting there begging to be used. Stupid me thought I could be super cool and get the shot off in time to look away. I was dead wrong and proceeded to get feared into the wall and died, then the rest of the party got paralyzed and wiped. I wanted to just slide out of my chair and hide under my desk for a while. The burden of failure is heavy. The saddest part is I had enough time on the proc to just wait for the gaze...

[Koyuki38]

I am currently doing lower DPS now with i195 gear than when i was i180 o.o

[ChalupaBatman]

i have done my entire A1S-A4S last week without venom... I was wondering why my numbers were so low.