DPS corner of Shame

[OllieWoods]

I have Elusive Jumped into pretty much every dangerous attack or firewall in the history of this game...

[chibaby]

I when too help my friend in the step of the fate as a drg for some reason the adds were Argo on me and I move too close too the step that make a person go up for the dk I don't know if it was all my falut tho but I got yell at I was tring too get them too the tank I really don't like step of the fate >.>

[Metalwrath]

Goading a party member when they have really low tp.Assuming it was a dps and then realising only afterwards that you just goaded a healer who used sprint to run out of an AOE

[BattleGrace]

i was calling in out in out on Twintanias divebombs way back in the day went something like "in out in out in FUCK" i ran into the wall and died, i still have yet to live this down

[raela]

I went into ravana for trial roulette the other day and had a really wtf OT.. After my opener (on DRG), he was #8 on threat. A minute or so later, he climbed to 7.. so he was hitting it, but ???

The MT died at one point and I ended up tanking, but OT stepped up and got/held threat. At one point, ravana started throwing his cleaves and they seemed to be coming my way, so I tried to move to the side. Cleaves went all over and healers struggled to keep up.. I know we were down to one tank + one healer + two dps at two separate times. Somehow finished with only one wipe, then I ranted to my friend about it later.

..and he told me the cleaves target either the OT or second in threat. Considering one tank maaay have been dead at that point, and I was top DPS in threat.. yeah, I might've been cleaving the whole party.

loldrg

[Atoli]

back at the beginning of Heavensward when everyone was trying to clear Steps of Faith to get into Ishgard, I went into the trial the second time in my life. I got interested in what was happening around me and noticed there were pretty towers off to the side. (our dmg up to that point was fine, we were close to killing it already so I had the leeway to wander around)
I ran up one tower and was like "oooh that's cool, they have cannons up here too!" and went ahead and shot it. Of course, the dragon evaded it, crashed back down into the party and killed everyone except for me.
We still managed to clear it, but people got rightfully mad at me xD

[Nakura_Nakula]

Using melee LB3 on Ifrit Extreme after final nails, he jump, LB miss =w=;

[Moo_Cow]

On Alexander(Savage) on Faust I was going to town and when I switched from my L2 skills to my R2 I bumped R1 and tabbed over to one of the adds on accident and I DPSed the add thinking we were just kicking Faust's a** because everything was all clustered in one area. This then carried over into discussion on our groups pars results right after and I had to explain my dismal numbers were due to me not even attacking the right thing.

[Kahnom]

T11...Shoulder Tackle to Kaliya...

[Arkenne]

So was lvling my BRD on High Roulette.
At some point in some mob I saw Flaming Arrow was available, but I was close to my enemy, so first I used Repelling Arrow.
However, I was too close to the wall so my camera moved sideways and I used Flaming Arrow right after...

The result? Flaming Arrow hit at a point just about away from all and any mob...
I was just thinking "oh god me and my godly accuracy"... and then the Tank kindly relocated the whole pack on the Flaming Arrow zone... thats when I felt like screaming "earth, eate me already"...

While at it, I've also failed to Flame Arrow Ramuh... don't ask me how, it just happened.