DPS corner of Shame

[w153m4n]

that moment you realised you had Atma weapon equipped while trying to clear lv 60 contents...took quite a verbal feedback, deserved though

[Arkenne]

I tried using the ranged LB2 in Castrum Meridianum to wipe out the last mob before Livia (the last boss of that dun).
But was too slow to it and the Tank ran past me on his way back to the cannons... so I only got 1 mob down, my original target.
I got called out "that was totally pointless"

I gotta agree, that was pointless, but the LB bar resets as soon as you start the fight with Livia and all those mobs die instantly from the LB so an LB wipe is actually faster than dragging back to the cannons :|

Still... the shame .___.

[JackFross]

I like to be flashy when I play Dragoon. So I'll use Elusive Jump to cancel the slide from Leviathan. One time I forgot to face properly and flipped down the slope and into the water.

Most recently, I've been making super fun fuck-ups in A3 Savage due to my DRGing. On the pull, we stack butt for the initial shot of Protean Wave, and then I'm at the 1-2 o'clock position for it. The first hit activates right after my first fourth hit, which is also when I hit Jump. If that hit is Fang and Claw, sometimes I'll forget to leave the flank and drop a Protean out there. 9/10 times when I do this, I'll then move left to dodge it and then try and dodge back right through it to get in position. Every time. I get knocked into the wall.

And then the second Wash Away. I've gotten pretty good at Jump canceling it. Except when I'm not. So sometimes, being the BDD I am, I'll chance it - I'll stay out of center and just be like PFFT I'LL GET IT. And then Wash Away pushes me straight back and I flub my cancel and I hit the wall.


The king, though, was A1S this week. I tried to Elusive straight back from main Opp to Opp 0.5, but accidentally angled it somehow and flipped straight through the mini puddles. We of course cleared on that run, causing my numbers to be a bit less than ideal. I haven't had a clean A1S clear in a month;;;

[MrCookTM]

My fuckup is also A1S related. We had the healer neck and slaying ring drop, and even though I'm a nin, the ring was mine because our drg aswell as both of our tanks already have it and mnk is my secondary. So I rolled greed on the ring and passes on the neck, except that's... actually not what I did... What I did was the other way around, I rolled greed on the neck and passed the ring, which then proceeded to go to the floor... -.-

Also fuck being able to change your roll to pass if you rolled need/greed, but not the other way around...

[Zentsa]

that moment you realised you had Atma weapon equipped while trying to clear lv 60 contents...took quite a verbal feedback, deserved though

*dont was in t4 normal mode with her 100 atma weapon* No never -_-
(was as Scholar and noone say anything, i noticed it after we cleared it)
I just wondered why i have to heal so much, thought the other healer was just lazy but i dont say something xD that would be so embarrassing.

[Creus]

I'm pretty sure someone else mentioned it but I used Shadewalker on Healers and BLMs because I thought it did opposite of what it was supposed to do. I thought it just dispersed 80% of all enmity generated to whomever I casted it on. The description also mentioned something about generating clones and I was like trying to figure out if I missed a skill that allowed me to make clones since nothing was changing while I was looking at the enmity bar.

After a few more mishaps and I finally decided to actually read and understand the skill. Woe is me for not reading the skill description completely or just looking at the buff/s in general. :/

[Jim_Berry]

It's up to you and the healer. The healer is low on MP, but I have a lot of health. {Shade Shift} is up, so it ease the MP a little. Unfortunately, the healer got knocked off edge. The boss has 1% HP. I begin casting Mudra for {Raiton}. Sadly, I hit {Sprint} instead of {Ninjutsu}, which ultimately caused my death.

[Anova]

Neverreap's last boss. I did the DPS strafe run... right over the edge... in the first 5 seconds of combat. No commendations for that one.

[Jim_Berry]

that moment you realised you had Atma weapon equipped while trying to clear lv 60 contents...took quite a verbal feedback, deserved though

That's better than my situation when I was attempting a speed run months ago in Snowcloak. I was taking a LOT of damage. The healer told me to get a better chest piece. After talking crap to him/her, I realized I wasn't wearing my true piece. You see, I have the Manderville Coatee glamoured to all my jobs' body. I was wearing the actual Manderville piece when he/she made the comment.

[Cligue]

T12 back when it was relevant, we were killing the benus, was told to switch to the big one. Dragonfire dove onto the Phoenix...