Joke Hotfixes for 3.0

**Kahnom** · 05-14-2015 01:30 PM

Kinda off topic here but suddenly i have a vision of DRG on Flying mount in the new Isgard Area trying to attack the enemy on the field below.
DRG start to descending until the Dragonfire Dive within range then he dismount airbourne and do Dragonfire Dive from Above that enemy !
It's a cool thing to perform but too bad the enemy doesn't die by just one attack of Dragonfire Dive,furthermore,our DRG's HP reduces to 1 due to falling damage ... And the enemy auto attack kill the DRG ... just don't try this at home,ppl ...

**Kikoten** · 05-14-2015 02:08 PM

--Class names "Black Mage" and "White Mage" are mistranslations. Due to outcries of racism and prejudice, both names have been changed to "Wizard" and "Priest."

**EdwinLi** · 05-14-2015 02:12 PM

"Fixing issue with Machinist Critical Damage being called Headshot"
"Fixing issue with Machinist's bullets ignoring Armor"

"Please look forward to it."

**Kikoten** · 05-14-2015 04:24 PM

--Female Lalafells now have a visible bust size.

--Due balance issues, Eternal Bonding has been removed from Final Fantasy 14.

--Dragoons' animations have been polished to appear more fierce than those of the the rest of the jobs. They look like they're hitting enemies harder, but their damage is still the same.

--Due to animal cruelty claims by PETA, all FATEs, quests, duties, hests, leves, and bosses involving animals and anything that resembles animals have been removed from Final Fantasy 14.

--Due to the amount of RMT complaints we've been receiving, we've deactivated the report function for the time being.

**Kahnom** · 05-14-2015 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by Kikoten

--Due to animal cruelty claims by PETA, all FATEs, quests, duties, hests, leves, and bosses involving animals and anything that resembles animals have been removed from Final Fantasy 14.

Ah .. Shark Fin Soup ...

**MaethusXion** · 05-14-2015 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Ceodore

-White Mages have been given the Marilyn Monroe animation each time they cast Aero.

-In addition, White Mages are only allowed to equip and glamour skirts, dresses, The Emperor's New Robe, The Emperor's New Breeches.

-In addition, in PvP when Aero(or Aero II) is cast on a player, they receive the same visual effect. In all cases, the White Mage or other player will be locked in place for 5 seconds while the animation plays.

*An issue has been found where Lalafells have been able to avoid the animation. Instead, they are being blown into the air for the duration instead of having the Marilyn Monroe animation play.

**zandervont** · 05-14-2015 06:18 PM

* We are adding an offhand for Bards: Spoon
* In regards to the outcries of RMT, the Dev. team will implement a mechanic that only 10 players can create a character per day on server. These 10 must go through an extensive review by the Spec. Task Force team.
* Regen, Medica2-regen and Whispering Dawn-regen are removed due to mis-use.
* Crafting will now be 90% RNG, 10% Skill.
* Due to Crafting-change, Gathering will now require 90% Skill, 10% of clicking one button.
* Adding EXP-loss from Death, to prevent people being lazy in CT/ST/WoD.
* Adding 1,000 gil bonus to Tanks in DF as Tanks are in most cases first to die.
* EU Servers are coming near 4.0.

**Evergrey** · 05-14-2015 06:28 PM

-Fixed an issue regarding that players have to play the expansion to unlock everything.
-Everyone should now start with all jobs at lvl 60 and fully geared.

**Shadray** · 05-14-2015 07:25 PM

An issue has been identified where 50% success crafts and melds were succeeding half they time. This has now been reduced.

**Felis** · 05-14-2015 07:50 PM

Fixes:
The chance to get Heavy while mounted and get hitting in the back got reduced
The chance to get dismounted while get hit got increased

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