Thread: Joke Hotfixes for 3.0

Originally Posted by Kikoten

-Fixed an issue where the difficulty of Final Fantasy 14 decreases with more time spent playing.

That was actually a bug with Bloodborne. If you left the PS4 on overnight the AI would become really stupid.

Steps of Faith: Fresh from Garlond Ironworks comes the Dragonkiller Mk.2!
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Originally Posted by Duuude007

But... Reptiles are cold blooded...

And we... are not.

Hotfix to 3.0 hotfix:
Dragonkiller 2.05 is no longer heat seeking, after reports of a small number of reported incidents associated with said feature.
But rest assured, homing capability is retained with the new dragon fart seeking feature!

*Fixed an issue where Dragoons who attempted to fly the new flying mounts, would use AI to determine the height of soaring was far too great.

- Simultaneously, the Dragoons will stop automatically using the Jump macro to dismount.

- Lastly, if a player controls the Dragoon to use their Jump action to dismount, they will stop face-planting to a grisly death.

- The Support role has been added to the game in preparation for the release of 4.0.
* There are currently no plans to create a job to fill the Support role in 4.0.

- The Red Mage job has been added to the game in the Healer role. It uses 2-handed staves as its primary weapon, and it's only abilities are Refresh and Haste.

- Fixed an issue wherein Landslide's graphic failed to follow the target after Titan had begun casting. Players should now be able to see the Landslide follow them wherever they go.
* This fix only changes the visual effect. The primary effect is unchanged.

>An issue where the end credits were not being displayed correctly has been solved: Those responsible have been sacked.

Originally Posted by Skullmaker

>An issue where the end credits were not being displayed correctly has been solved: Those responsible have been sacked.

+1 for you good sir for the Monty Python reference.

Hotfix:
-Fixed an issue where the job icon for Dark Knight was the Batman symbol. However, we still intend to implement the Batmobile as the Dark Knights "Tankless Job" mount.

Originally Posted by Coltvoyance

Hotfix:
-Fixed an issue where the job icon for Dark Knight was the Batman symbol. However, we still intend to implement the Batmobile as the Dark Knights "Tankless Job" mount.

They actually do a pretty direct allusion to Batman with the DK armor. Take a close look at the gauntlets. Notice anything?