Name: Tiny Knight
World: Phoenix
Item of choice: Bluebird Earring

Way back when my FC were baby tier and we were trying to do King Mog EX, one of our tanks believed we couldn't provoke the king, so we had to provoke the two tank mogs off each tank, instead of just the king. As you can imagine, this was really messy!
We got to 4% with that method once until some smart soul figured it wasn't that hard. But here is the Good King Himself wrecking all that we are.