I'll assume He had just shown up so this starts from his first visible /say for me, only [Player]'s who got responded to are shown.
(This doesn't have anything highly rellevent, but notable that he showed up!)
Petyr Winsome: Excuse me adventurers.
Petyr Winsome: My name is Petyr Winsome, reporter for the Harbor Herald. Do you have a moment?
Petyr Winsome: Does anyone have a scoop on any odd happenings lately?
[Player]: Tell us, are you the Town Crier?
Petyr Winsome: No I am a reporter for the Harbor Herals.
[Player]: What are you reporting on?
Petyr Winsome: Simply looking for any stories that you may have gathered on your adventures so far.
[Player]: speculation of when patch 1.19 will release
Petyr Winsome: I have a patch in my coat. Though it is a full one.
[Player]: Where to begin, with all the Garleans running around and my old friends becoming turncoats to the Empire.
Petyr Winsome: AAnd what of these turncoats?
[Player]: When can we get cool hat like yours?
Petyr Winsome: I made mine, it's part of my collection.
[Player]: you can strip em off for me sexy?
Petyr Winsome: Sorry lady [Player], but I do not think my wife back in LimsaLominsa would like me doing that.
[Player]: THE GM IS A BLOODY SPY!
Petyr Winsome: I am no spy! I have no love for the empire.
[Player]: Now, do reporters such as yourself hire body guards?
Petyr Winsome: What would a bandit want with an old man such as myself, so I have no real need for guards.
[Player]: With the Empire's recent activities in Eorzea I doubt it will be long before we see waves of civilians drawn in by their promises of protection before they're enlisted into their armies.
[Player]: I made you a Toadskin Harness (Red)...
Petyr Winsome: More Imperial rumblings, they do seem to appear quite frequently.
Petyr Winsome: I could not bear to take such a gracious offer. But thank you. [Player].
[Player]: Hahaha, they will keep trying, but Ul'dah will not fall. Look around you, this city is a fortress in the desert.
Petyr Winsome: I have no doubt that such a marvelous place such as this would give a good fight.
Petyr Winsome: Thank you all for the scoop on these Imperials, I have to get this to the printers to let the readers know!
Petyr Winsome: You have been a great help. Thank you kindly.