You know you play too much FFXIV when ...

[Falcus]

Whenever I talk to someone on msn I ALWAYS press the spacebar before typing anything.
That's the extent of it for me though, since if I'm going to talk in LS or party a lot I'll make sure to make that my default chat xD

[Azztaroth]

when you try to use auto translate on Facebook and other forums such as this one.

[Rinoa]

When you tell the police that the reason your house burned down was because a Bombard did it.

[Gukster]

When you get tired of driving around and try to lock-on to the truck in front of you and do the auto-run button.
You try to minimize RL so you can look up the best way to do errands.
You rip your pants so you ask your friend if he can sew it for 5 bucks.
You're mad your friends didn't accept the teleport.
You get a lobby error in the doctor's waiting room.
You inform the cashier in the Grocery store what you're looking and ask for a red star indicator.

[R0ssdaddy]

When you do a good job at work and wonder if your bosses think its a +1, 2 or 3

When work is super busy, and you wonder how high your sp chain would be

When you want your girlfriend to just go the hell to sleep, and visualize smashing a flask over her head

When you want to borrow your girlfriend's car because her anima tank (gas tank) is fuller than yours

When you imagine which shards would be required to make RL items (wind for paper, water for soda)

When arguments can be referred to as "getting aggro"

When you quietly crawl out of bed to play more, and wish you could just cast sneak/invis, or wonder what kind of "kin" eluder you need. (definitely VILEkin)

[Anonymoose]

Girlfriend Aggro is no laughing matter, my friend. As we go on, I think the OP should keep updating the first post to contain all the good ones, otherwise we're just gonna lose 'em. Or should I do this? lol

[weeble]

when someone asks you for sex, and you tell them mithra.

[Falcus]

when someone asks you for sex, and you tell them Miqo'te.

Fixed.

/ten

[weeble]

lol oop, flash backs of ffxi ty.

[Sweetheart]

As we go on, I think the OP should keep updating the first post to contain all the good ones, otherwise we're just gonna lose 'em. Or should I do this? lol

We'll see how far this goes, my fav's so far:

-you go to your local bar, and look for the guildleve table.

When you finish your homework/objective you hear the FFXIV song.

If thread become really long than I might pick best rated, but I think ppl should read them all really