Soooooo 2 things.

Thing 1) your WANT the clear. Not need. As shocking as it may be, your life shall continue even if you aren't amazing as a collection of pixels.

Thing 2) bumping your already quite arrogant thread by completely slating your community (behemoth is in fact a great place) almost garuntees no one here is going to want to reach out and help you.

P.s. And to answer your also obnoxious "is it that hard": no not really, people have to learn it, then they clear, obviously or we all wouldn't be farming FCoB :-)