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ANONYWORTH MOOSEWICK III, ESQUIRE, OF JEUNO'S FALLEN DUCAL GUARD
OFFICIALLY REQUESTS ENLISTMENT IN THE ARMY OF THE GARLEAN EMPIRE.
ALL HAIL!
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The Conjurers of Gridania hath quivered me tuppence! Fetch my warp-guncudgels so I may deliver unto them the dreaded combination attack of being shot in the face and beaten with a stick so hard that their corpse is D2'd.
You sound like an ideal recruit. You'll receive your starter pack on the morrow.