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[PrettyPrincess]

WHAT NO FAIR

[Anonymoose]

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ANONYWORTH MOOSEWICK III, ESQUIRE, OF JEUNO'S FALLEN DUCAL GUARD
OFFICIALLY REQUESTS ENLISTMENT IN THE ARMY OF THE GARLEAN EMPIRE.
ALL HAIL!
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The Conjurers of Gridania hath quivered me tuppence! Fetch my warp-guncudgels so I may deliver unto them the dreaded combination attack of being shot in the face and beaten with a stick so hard that their corpses are D2'd.

[Falcus]

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ANONYWORTH MOOSEWICK III, ESQUIRE, OF JEUNO'S FALLEN DUCAL GUARD
OFFICIALLY REQUESTS ENLISTMENT IN THE ARMY OF THE GARLEAN EMPIRE.
ALL HAIL!
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The Conjurers of Gridania hath quivered me tuppence! Fetch my warp-guncudgels so I may deliver unto them the dreaded combination attack of being shot in the face and beaten with a stick so hard that their corpse is D2'd.

You sound like an ideal recruit. You'll receive your starter pack on the morrow.

[Eekiki]

You sound like an ideal recruit. You'll receive your starter pack on the morrow.

But continued membership in the Garlean Empire beyond the free trial period will require a click-and-buy account. ^_^

[Falcus]

But continued membership in the Garlean Empire beyond the free trial period will require a click-and-buy account. ^_^

NEVER! SE might like that service, but we Garleans have pride!
Paypal is our preferred payment method along with credit/debit card.

[odintius]

Hail The Black Wolf Gaius van Baelsar!

[DeadRiser]

Hail!

The butt-hurt troll- Dead van Riser

[Holyomen]

What in blazes did you people do to my thread!?!

I come back from work to find this gunknuckle, Justin van Bieber, butt hurt troll madness!

The Empire will not look kindly upon this foolery. Be warned!

- The Infrared Peacock Holy van Omen

[Vermilion]

FOR THE EMPIRE!

- The Vermilion Lance, Vladimir Van Lacrima

[MariyaShidou]

Gun Bow

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Airow-Gun-Ra...-/370508989437

For real