Would be cool, and to those who are scared of parsing and declare it the harbinger of the end of the world, just get better.

The basics of your job aren't hard to grasp, and if you are having trouble understanding your job then take a look at the billions of job guides out there.
Fact is, people who parse and kick people for doing low DPS kick people who are doing abysmally low DPS, like sub 200, and there's no excuse for such poor play, most jobs you can hit one button over and over and do close to 300 or more these days, disregarding echo.