Ever wonder why your friend can't create a character on your server?

[marewa]

Status Recovery is his name.

[Conradus]

Status Recovery is his name.

Being dead in the Gold Saucer is his game.

[Yumi_umi]

Maybe he's just sleeping lol

[Conradus]

Maybe he's just sleeping lol

Well, he does have beautiful plumage.

[thunderbreak]

Day 5



Well, here's my man doing what he does best. Maybe the Cactpot will toss him a rez lol. At this point I think it's our duty to come up with a back story for this scenario, and submit it to SE to make an official side quest out of this.

[Freyar]

He died a king.

[Saseal]

Day 5



Well, here's my man doing what he does best. Maybe the Cactpot will toss him a rez lol. At this point I think it's our duty to come up with a back story for this scenario, and submit it to SE to make an official side quest out of this.

That would be hilarious xD

[Zysets]

This is honestly the best thing I have seen on these forums.

[thunderbreak]

Ok here goes.

Long long time ago, in the mysterious land of Ultros Server, Primal Data Center; A Roegadyn messiah was born.

However in his youth, he performed many savage deeds. Though killing was his way of life, deep down he knew he had a destiny to fullfill. A duty the Mother Crystal has entrust to him which no one else could bear.

To find his purpose, he decided to emark on a quest. After coming back from Hawaii empty handed, his travels took him to Vegas. It was before the lottery ticket stand, he receivied a /tell from one of the many RMT douchebag Ultron robots.

It befriended him and said, ">> <<The Cheapest gold>>【1000K GI L== 2.8U'sd】.Real 10mins Delivery Guaranteed. 100% Handwork Guaranteed.【WWW dot ♥B@NK dot COM ♥=PVP】(SSL APPROVED)or【Search for [BANK of PVP] on google】.. AojU"

With a sudden epiphany, he found his calling: He knew he had to die for the sins for the RMT douchebags Ultron robots. On May 9th 2015 7PM. When the Giant Cactpot bell rings, he will reborn like the realm and his destiny will be fullfilled.

So he went to Titan, got his ass knocked off the cliff.

1 day have passed, no one noticed.

2 days have passed, lots of people can't be born on Ultros before 12AM and after 8AM.

3 days have passed, RMT douchebag Ultron robots still relentlessly torture everyone across the world.

4 days have passed, people wish they can /sharpie and /shave.

5 days have passed, finally our Roegadyn savior's tale have been told.

4 more days awaits, how will our hero's tale unfold? Stay tuned 'till next time...

[thunderbreak]

Day 6



Another hard day at work making sure RMT and players can't create new characters.

Day 7



FFFUUUUUU our savior is GONE!! Guess we are gonna be haunted by RMT forever =(