Ah, the slippery slope tripe. Who cares about rational arguments when you can just use fear mongering tactics and hyperbole. Won't someone think about the children? Why, if you cut out useless standing around on a boat doing absolutely nothing, people are going to start marrying marmots and chocobos! This is what happens you let Miqo'te wear skimpy bikinis!

You know, the world doesn't actually exist in such extremes, right? One can make an adjustment for convenience without it nosediving into such ridiculous outcomes.