I don't want to use parsers

[Asierid]

Don't need a numerical parser. Se uses internal tests to gauge max potential damage and could have a color indicator on your output compared to thier dps measurement.

I kinda know my speed limit. The little light is green, it means faster right?

Either give the parses or don't. We don't need a half-assed attempt to placate those who are wrong and don't want to be told they are wrong because they don't want to admit it.