Your derpiest noob moments

[Elusana_Celah]

Despite it being frustrating to lose fights repeatedly due to having people who are new in them, we were still all noobs at one point.

I'd like to make this thread about you sharing your noob moments or just really derpy moments in game that you personally did (not seen others do).

When I was only level 38 on my first class, all my gear was broken and I had not developed a habit of checking my gear repair levels so I went into a dungeon as a healer with no gear. Suffice to say I had to leave cuz my heals were too crappy to keep anyone alive for the first boss but I was actually asking people if they nerfed heals and they were like no and I'm like well why do my heals suck?! LOL then someone pointed out my gear and I was like woooow.

[dejavutwo]

In T10, we wiped at 1% a few seconds after hitting the soft enrage. As we are preparing for the next pull I notice I forgot to turn Fists of Fire on.

In T11 the tanks were tethered, and I was tethered to the dragoon.

TS: "Tethers out, remember to dodge left"
TS: "Nervegas soon, prepare to dodge left"
Me: *centers behind the boss to prepare to dodge*
Boss: *starts nervegas*
Me: *Runs Right*

[Nelis]

pulling a boss while everyone is in mid cutscene

[AdamFyi]

"Oh my, what a pretty floor Ao-" -Adam, before dying to Dicipline (T7 pre-nerf floors).

[ChazNatlo]

Honestly this is something I'll still do, so I guess I'm still a noob, but...

1:Que for dungeon.
2:Enter dungeon THEN realise that I've neglected summoning my pet. Swiftcast it.
3:Realise I've got my pet on sic, open pet menu to turn to obey, mid fight.
4:Forget I'm in my pet crossbar, fail to switch back to Standard cross bar. Hit button to dismiss pet by accident.
5:Fail to realise what I've done for a little bit, but not long enough that swiftcast isn't still on cooldown for longer than it would take to summon pet.

[Electrowitch]

Mine was in T5, i was Brd. it was the millionth time or so where i did T5. Time for Divebombs, everyone´s down in the Pit. Dodge 1,2,3. okay Snake Time. While damaging the Snakes in the Pit my Brain: "Use Repelling Shot. Trust me, i know how to dps" My Fingers: "k" *Repelling right in the wall*, of course. Brain: "lol"

[Wobble]

Enter my queue, do the whole fight get out and realize I was wearing my walking around gear which consists of ilvl 115 whm staff, plain skirt, yukata and the level one accessories you buy from the moogle... >.>'

[Chiramu]

Accidentally hitting Benediction when I mean to cast Esuna. Ugh, that just makes me feel so stupid >.<.

[SulwynCaliope]

My derpiest moment was entering garuda HM (This was back in 2.1) and wondering why I was healing for only a fraction of what I usually heal for. Turns out I had been playing with the newly released ilvl 15 or 20 lightning book and forgot to switch back to my relic book. *facepalms* Other healer couldn't keep up with the healing alone and we ended up wiping. I felt so stupid.

Another of my derp moments was getting past divebombs in t5 and as I was running out of the pit, my controller ran out of batt and I ended up auto running straight into the opposite wall. Luckily I was in a premade with friends and we just laughed it off.

[TimGoodacre]

Nearly a year ago now... My first MMO. No idea what a tank was supposed to do. First ever dungeon. Sastasha. That fight before the big room with all the side rooms. Boss flees at 50% and taunts us that we can't catch him. So I chase him into the next room and pull every mob in the room. We wipe Happy memories <wipes tear from corner of eye>