Request for joke weapons

[Sagittarian]

WAR : Stop Sign (or other similar road sign that's more Eorzea appropriate)

Izaaaayaaaa!

[DracotheDragon]

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MCH: An obviously fake looking gun with a BANG flag coming out of the end (I know, not original, but I couldn't come up with something better! ><)


So many possibilities...

i got a few for MCH


WAR: Car Fender
MNK: DODO'S! (punching with 2 fat derp dodo's)
PLD: EXCALAPOOR, or A STICK!
Drg: A SQUID (thinking the joke weapon from soul callibur)
Brd: Rock Guitar
Nin: Fork and Knife
Whm: Umberlla, and maybie... A GIANT FLOWER
BLM: Vacuum cleaner
Smn Sch (i like the crayon idea) Extremely childish book
DRK: SOLID DARKNESS PEE (for those who thought dark knight was so edgy they pee darkness)
Mch: SPUD CANNON!, BB gun, Cross bow, Banana.
Ast: Triple Triad Deck, Crystal ball and taoat cards, Basket ball

[Duelle]

I'd use this, joke or not.

Great, now I'm trying to picture a Shovel Knight glamour set and wondering how to put it together...

[OMEGA_HACK]

I'd rather have Gilgamesh drop the weapon skins of the current weapons he wields, just have them "broken" versions for sake of glamour...I really want that Gun-lance. @_@

[Rhas]

How about a simple wooden bat with the letters 'LAG' on it. then SE can show us how they battle with LAG

[Natsuno]

maybe in another Hildibrand trial they can drop joke weapons? Like cheese shield?

That's a great idea for an Alexander raid drop. Illuminati cheese wheel shield

[DracotheDragon]

That's a great idea for an Alexander raid drop. Illuminati cheese wheel shield

SHHHHHH YOUR SPOILING THE FINAL TURN OF ALEX SHIELD D:

[Natsuno]

SHHHHHH YOUR SPOILING THE FINAL TURN OF ALEX SHIELD D:

There's always the Illuminati Cheese Knife?

Oops, wasn't meant to meantion that either, was I? >.<

[Shougun]

I like joke weapons in sRPGs, for many reasons - they're optional to when I want them and often a passing humor but, I'd be afraid to see this become a thing in FFXIV at least more than it already has. The temporary disruption of a succinct art design would be replaced with constant disruption and burning of disbelief - If they could be glamoured.

Umbrella that could function (open up, block rain, good role play value), and could be used as a goofy weak unglamourable weapon would be cool (I would like to see that then, specially an umbrella kind of makes sense in a world design); however, the already naked snowman head now fighting with an umbrella.. ugh. I know we're in disagreement, but imo that would look even more awful.

Jokes to be jokes in the appropriate places is fun, jokes to make the entire game a joke.. Its not really my thing.

(Glad there is no down vote here.. huehue... lol)

[CYoung187]

Only if they drop from Greg Extreme. Mogfork is a pretty good joke weapon.

Ninjas need a fork and spoon combo. A shovel or rake would be fun for dragoon.