Request for joke weapons

[Kotemon]

The Moogle Mog Sheild. All it is, is a Moogle strapped onto a pot lid/sheild, or the Paladins arm. When in combat stance the glow effect looks like those sweat drops poring off the Moogles head (/panic) and makes a moogle sound on every block.
Flavor text could read: "Some may call it cruel and immoogle. Had he the choice he'd hold up a shield instead. Such is the fate for those caught eating King Mog's secret stash of Moogle cookies. Especially the last cookie."

Maat's cap. Text can read "An old hat that belonged to some guy named Maat. (Whose faded name is written on the inside)"

Other joke weapons can be a Sliced bread shield and Butter knife blade, Toasted bread shield, Oversized boxing gloves, Pointy stick, Bucket Helmet, Pot lid shield, Cardboard box armor, Kettle armor, Silver Spoon wand, Rusty Bucket helmet, Broom stick, Cheese and cracker armor set with deli meat weapons. Pop-up picture book. Bat with a nail in it (to make up for the lack of macuahuitl post 50), Golf club, and Piko Piko hammer. Japanese High school Uniforms for male and female. (then they can by dyed for anime cosplay)

Overall most of it sounds like stuff that would he hawked onto you by a Qiqirn vendor.

[Sagittarian]

... cruel and immoogle.

>_< ouch. Reminds me of the descriptions of some of the items retrieved for Yellow Moon.