Request for joke weapons

[DracotheDragon]

That's a great idea for an Alexander raid drop. Illuminati cheese wheel shield

SHHHHHH YOUR SPOILING THE FINAL TURN OF ALEX SHIELD D:

[DracotheDragon]

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MCH: An obviously fake looking gun with a BANG flag coming out of the end (I know, not original, but I couldn't come up with something better! ><)


So many possibilities...

i got a few for MCH


WAR: Car Fender
MNK: DODO'S! (punching with 2 fat derp dodo's)
PLD: EXCALAPOOR, or A STICK!
Drg: A SQUID (thinking the joke weapon from soul callibur)
Brd: Rock Guitar
Nin: Fork and Knife
Whm: Umberlla, and maybie... A GIANT FLOWER
BLM: Vacuum cleaner
Smn Sch (i like the crayon idea) Extremely childish book
DRK: SOLID DARKNESS PEE (for those who thought dark knight was so edgy they pee darkness)
Mch: SPUD CANNON!, BB gun, Cross bow, Banana.
Ast: Triple Triad Deck, Crystal ball and taoat cards, Basket ball

[Laughlyn]

[Aryalandi]

DX kraken club is the most op weapon in final fantasy history..... gimme

[Teslo]

Neither of those are joke weapons. :P The pitchfork was a seasonal event item that actually had a use in Abyssea as the only polearm (With polearm weaponskills!) that could be used by anyone, making it possible for some class/job combinations to use more weaponskills than they normally had access to. This was important for reasons.

The Kraken club was the single most expensive item in the game because of how absolutely overpowered it could be. lol

[Warlyx]

MCH

[Fawkes]

The nice thing about FFXI is they could make a joke shield or club or whatever and make it equippable by all jobs, in FFXIV they'd have to make a unique weapon for each job which is a lot more work for something that's just a fun and goofy little thing.

[Arkenne]

Some of the weapons in the GS are very joke like...

Like the MNK one.

[Kaela]

I would love a glamour frying pan for my pld. Or heck can we get weapons for ninjas that go doink when they finish an enemy. Like the tonberries.

[myahele]

I propose the Holey set.

Basically, weapons and/or gear with holes

Ex: Holey robes of healing