Those paladins in suits are cool looking but how much cooler would they look wielding an umbrella?

I think they were most common in FF VII but there is a history of joke weapons in the Final Fantasy games. I think it would be neat to have some of these in FFXIV. We have amusing armor/accessories but not weapons. These would basically be for glamour only.

Umbrella, pop-up book, plastic bow, boxing gloves, aluminum bat, foam daggers, Viangaa tooth, ...

Thoughts?