Request for joke weapons

[Teslo]

Love this idea. The Moogle weapons were funny, but not quite in the same way.


WAR : Stop Sign (or other similar road sign that's more Eorzea appropriate)
MNK : A pair of tankards
PLD : I have so many ideas for weapons for Paladin... Leek, Swordfish, French Baguette, Chainsaw?, and shields ; Wok, Doughnut, Training Potty, Lalafel tied to a plank (Love the cheese wheel, too!)
DRG : (Again, love the mop or any long garden tool!) Giant Q-Tip
BRD : Trombone with a string up the long part of the tube
NIN : Two pairs of oversize chopsticks, or a pair of any of the suggested PLD weapons. lol
WHM: One of those... Uh, body board things that lifeguards use. Dunno what they're called.
BLM : (Really like the lamp post!) Rubber chicken? lol
SMN/SCH: (The moogle book is already a pop-up book) A single piece of paper with the word TAKTIKS written in crayon and a couple circles and x's with arrows pointing in various directions
DRK : Surf Board? Held at the thin end, obviously... Or maybe a surfboard mounted to a small handle. lol
MCH: An obviously fake looking gun with a BANG flag coming out of the end (I know, not original, but I couldn't come up with something better! ><)
AST: Magic 8 Ball surrounded by Triple Triad cards

So many possibilities...

[Alistaire]

Record of agarest war had a bunch of good ones like this...the gigantic syringe polearm, the hair dryer gun, the "Weinerwurst" sword...there was something that was like a stop sign too.

[Felis]

[Skeith-Adeline]

Chocobo weapons plz :x

[DefendPopPunk]

For bard please yoshi-p

[Sagittarian]

WAR : Stop Sign (or other similar road sign that's more Eorzea appropriate)

Izaaaayaaaa!

[Duelle]

I'd use this, joke or not.

Great, now I'm trying to picture a Shovel Knight glamour set and wondering how to put it together...

[SpiritMuse]

This makes me want to level Culinarian just so I can hit stuff with a frying pan. XD

[Aryalandi]

"How about I just make you a big sign that says /don't/ You can hit people with it. ^-^"

I am all for this, love the cheese shield, or maybe a fried dodo leg sword and a modified dinner plate shield, agree entirely with bard getting a slingshot, it would go perfectly with my Link lala character.

A magical girl staff for whm, and a popup book for sch/summoner, a broom for lancers, and aye a fork and spoon for ninja.

A toy devil pitchfork/bat staff for blm? Or maybe they can just club people with an empty ether bottle instead of a wand..

Giant squid drk weapon is pretty soul calibur..

[Spawnie]

This makes me want to level Culinarian just so I can hit stuff with a frying pan. XD

become hildys mums apprentice shes mastered it P