Where are all the Miqo'fells and Hyurgadyns?
How did Dalamud 'destroy' so much of Eorzea without leaving more chasms and craters than the moon?
Who puts all the monsters and tomes back into the dungeons once we've cleared them?
...and how do they know to add just enough to ensure we don't earn more than 450 poetics a week?
What does Rowena do with millions of obscure allagan tomes?
How would one normally get a gold saucer ticket if not for the wealthy individual who owned too many?

...so many questions, so few answers.