There was this Tank in World of Darkness who obviously thought he was better than everyone else, he put on his STR accessories, determined to main tank everything, making sure nobody else would take his aggro.
Being the elitist jerk that he is, he checked the other Tanks' buffs to see what he expected to see: The other Warrior with Defiance and the other Paladin with Shield Oath. He could've kept it to himself, but nope! He had to be the bigger man (read: "jerk"). So he told them: "lol, nub off-tanks, take off your Defiance/Shield Oath to increase your DPS". Not even 5 seconds passed and he was dead from Mortal Gaze.
That tank was me. GG, 8/8, would colabor8 with IGN.