Instant Karma

[Lyzern]

There was this Tank in World of Darkness who obviously thought he was better than everyone else, he put on his STR accessories, determined to main tank everything, making sure nobody else would take his aggro.

Being the elitist jerk that he is, he checked the other Tanks' buffs to see what he expected to see: The other Warrior with Defiance and the other Paladin with Shield Oath. He could've kept it to himself, but nope! He had to be the bigger man (read: "jerk"). So he told them: "lol, nub off-tanks, take off your Defiance/Shield Oath to increase your DPS". Not even 5 seconds passed and he was dead from Mortal Gaze.

That tank was me. GG, 8/8, would colabor8 with IGN.

[PetiteMalFleur]

Ouch... I think that's why there is a very awkward moment before every fight in wod where no one wants to MT anything. My tank friend, who just returned to the game, learned his lesson the hard way when he tried to MT and died. Those mobs hit really hard. I did try to warn him..

[Frost_Trunks]

Had a raid last night, every party had a tank that was about i100. Our bard had more HP than our PLD...

[Edellis]

had one raid where a tank would provoke the boss, generate enmity by force, then run huge circles around the arena screaming "MUH DEEPS" in alliance chat.

There was no instant karma. It was the most hilarious raid ive run.