Popcorn may not be enough for this thread. Some wine ("whine") would be nice.

Whine for appetizer would be "SE please make my pet fairy invulnerable to all mechanics because it is very annoying re-summon them."
Whine for main course would be "SE please allow SCH succor to stacks like WHM's medica 2".
Whine for dessert would be "SE please improve my pet's a.i. and response time to my commend".

OF course we all know that a good SCH doesn't need these whines to compliment each course of their healing meals. But I shall brace myself for some rotten tomatoes for trying to "ketchup" the bashing train.