I really want to know why wild animals are hell bent on murdering her.
I really want to know why wild animals are hell bent on murdering her.
I have to support this. There are a lot of weird FATEs out there, but this one stands out.
How do you piss off so many creatures of the sea. How.
Because you deliver a package to her with a few hundred lambskin condoms in it. The smell of them has been attracting hungry scavengers.
They say nature abhores a ...
Maybe she didn't give them...Nevermind
We already handle packages in service to the realm, our jobs aren't that different really.
This fate so disgusting, some times when there is no one farming fates i activate it and watch her dying...
Three quick ways to piss of the sea:
1) Pee in it.
2) Say 'The Admiral is coming!', but she's really not.
3) Complete an odd request from Baderon in Limsa Lominsa involving floating a ball of crock off the shores of Costa Del Sol.
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