PG13 version:

Level sync
Friend1: All I have to eat is 50 pieces of smelly old moldy rotten cheese. ^_^
Friend2: I'll eat half so we only eat 25 pieces of smelly old moldy rotten cheese each. <3

The new way
Friend1: All I have to eat is 50 pieces of smelly old moldy rotten cheese. ^_^
Friend2: Flush down the toilet, I'll order a pizza. <3