Yda is actually an Ascian, she wears a mask all the time to conceal her eyes. All Ascians have live chicken heads for eyes. It's also why she can wear sabatons despite being a pugilist. Ascian magic. Its true, Yoshi-P told me while we were riding a giraffe to his private resort on the moon.

Papalymo doesnt exist. Yda just throws invisible drugs at us. Why do you think theyre always together?