Greetings!

I'm actually interested in this myself, and I don't think that link is the answer the OP wants. He doesn't want the long, complicated, nearly useless reporting function that the link offers, he just wants an automatic response so that anyone sending a tell gets it--like, "Sorry, the spammers have made tells too painful to bear so I've shut them off. Please look me up in person if you want to talk."

Or some such. =)

Ciao!