So I have a CRAZY idea. How about... having a SquareEnix account... that is connected to all of our games... and everything we do and buy with SquareEnix? You could have it so that when we log in and buy a game, the game is added to the account, and we don't have to play with email, store pages, preorder websites, confirmation phone messages, store customer support, game customer support, etc. You could just log in, pay with credit card, and be done. Please, I'm not insane, don't put me in the jacket again, I don't want the padded cell, no, please help me.

But seriously, I have three devices in my lap, 5 web pages open, and zero results. I'm not the insane one here.